Why Hunt?

     Why should you hunt? Hunting can save your life by giving you something to eat. As I see it, hunting changes the way a person feels because you can go outside and get away from town and other noisy things in our intolerable world. The best part about group hunting is that you get to hang out with your friends and poke fun at them. The main thing about hunting is that you can still have fun, but carefully. I'm infatuated by hunting due to my family. They help me by giving me steps to become an astute and prudent hunter.
     In Dec. of 2012, I shot my very first buck. Sure I was inconsolable, but then I thought of how many ears of corn it had taken out of our fields. Deer hunting can be used for seeing who can get the biggest buck or for meat. I shoot deer for the meat because you don't need the antlers for a living, you need the meat.

     You should hunt for these simple reasons:

Don't hunt= No food

No food= Starving

Starving= Skinny
Skinny= Weak

Weak= Not able to move

Not able to move= Coma

Coma= Hospital bills

Hospital bills= Loan from bank

Loan from bank= Not able to pay your loan

Not able to pay your loan= Sued

Sued= Slow and traumatic death

This might seem like an exaggeration, but hunting is fun and an enjoyable experience!

Brett Keisel

     Brett Keisel is a football player for the Pittsburgh Steelers.Brett is 285 pounds and he is six feet five inches. He was born Sep 19,1978 in Provo, UT(Age: 35). He was drafted in 2002: 7th round from Brigham Young the college. He is still playing football, he has been playing for 12 years. He also played football in college, he plays DE"defence of end if you didn't know what that meant." He is an outstanding player, he has 66 tackles, 39 of them solo, 9 QB sacks, and 19 stops behind the line.
     When he plays you can see his fondness. Brett majorly had a keenness for kids who had disabilities, he would host fundraisers with his beard and give the money he earned to research centers to find cures for kids. He takes kids out of the children's hospital to go and do fun stuff like fishing. Personally I think he is one of the better players because of what he does.

Broccoli

     Once upon a time there was a kid named John Deneb and he lives in the town Hills. Every day he got yelled at for wasting his broccoli. "But Mom" he cried as he ate the broccoli. It looks like a thorn bush. Its green and all things that are green are brutish he thought to himself. The night after that he had a brilliant idea to give his dog the broccoli he thought. So that night he went to the dinner table smiley as could be. He said" Mom may I let the dog in" ever so cleverly asked. So he snuck out and called his dog in from the yard. He took her interior of his house and fed his dog the food. "Hm that was sterling he said whats for desert" he asked

     "Oreo pudding" she told him. Until the next month he kept feeding his dog the broccoli and finally it came poring out like a volcanic eruption. "Yuck" he yelled in disgust. He was smothered in chewed up dog food, and broccoli. His mom screamed at him until he was done cleaning the kitchen.

The Three Little Kittens Who Could Speak

     It was a cold night at the Sly house little do they know they had three brand new baby kittens later named Smoke, Fluff, and Milly.

       

     December 28,1994, there were three kittens born in a box, and it was negative 4 degrees out side that winter night. January 19 of 1994, their Mom wandered off, the next day they found out they could talk but no one could understand them. When they finally fell asleep Smoke woke up chilled to the bone so he woke up Fluff and Milly and headed into the night. Once they figured out where they were going they were half of a mile away to the North. So they started off in the direction they thought was North and in hour and a half they were only two hills away. GRRRRR, they stopped and looked to their left and saw two red eyes, one black nose, many teeth, and heard a low voice talking to them.
     "Please don't eat us Mr. Wolf Sir"they all meowed piercingly.
     "Why would I do that you guys it wouldn't even be enough for a fox"he howled fiercely.
     "Why are you guys out here all by your selves?" He asked.
     "W-Well our Mom left us in a box when we were just 3 weeks old." They sobbed.
     "Where are you kids heading?" He questioned them.
     "To a barn just north of here," They meowed.
     "Okay. Come with me," He said.
So he took them to the barn and said"good-by"
     "Good-by" they meowed back. The next morning they woke up surrounded by Beefy, a cow who was very fat. Porky, a pig who had lots of pork. Bucky, a chicken who liked to buck allot. Last Billy the sheep, who had lots of wool.     
     Spit, spit, spit Smoke went when he seen the farm animals. "Who are you" he asked liked he owned the barn.
     "We live here the real, question is who are you"Billy bellowed.
     "We, the kittens, are looking for someplace warm" Milly spoke back with a soft voice.
     "Well, if you're looking for someplace warm go up to the hay bails" Beefy mooed.
So Fluff Smoke and Milly went up to the bails and stayed warm with a pleasent family for the rest of their life.