Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Camping Compared To Staying In A Hotel

     I would rather camp than stay in a hotel for these simple reasons. Camping is out in the woods. I like that because I get to see lots of different animals. Another reason I like camping is that you get to sleep on the ground. When you're camping, you get to sleep in a camper, tent, or be illuminated under the stars. Camping is a alternative way to meet new friends, and get away from the house.
     Sleeping in a hotel is very unorthodox for my family because we work on the farm every weekend. Then twice or more a year we go to a hotel. In a hotel you get to go swimming, jump on the beds, or call room service. At a hotel you get to sleep in a bed unlike camping. When you're staying at a hotel it's in a city, I really don't like staying in cities because I am used to the quiet country.
     When you stay in a hotel or go camping you should have fun at both of those places. When you're staying at both of those places you do not sleep in your own bed. For me I go with my family to both of those places.

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

If You Give Patty A Treat

If you give my dog Patty a treat, she will assail anything that comes near her (in that case it's my cats). If she attacks a cat, she will get scolded. If she gets scolded, she will venture off. If she dawdles off, I get yelled at to find her. When I find her, she is wicked. If she is wicked, she digs up holes. If she digs up holes, I have to fill them in. If I have to fill them in, I yell at her. If I yell at her, my Grandpa will feel anguish for her, almost like she is practically at her death bed. If he feels deprives for her, he gives her a treat. If he gives her a treat, she assassinates cats for it. Then it starts all over again.
Total loss of cats: 5

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

My Morning

     My morning flows rapid as a river because I never get time to do what I need to do. The first thing I do in my mornings is get up at 6:30a.m., and lay in bed in tell 6:50a.m. Next, after I get up I go and look out side to see if it's anyway possible school would be canceled. Then, if it looks like an okay day, I go and find my clothes for the morning. When, I get my clothes on I find something that sounds succulent for breakfast.
     Now, I look in the pantry for something for my lunch, usually I find something luscious, but not always. After I wait for my mom to get ready, then we drive to the elementary school and wait for about 20 minutes. When were done waiting I get on the bus and sit in a seat. I sit in my seat while we pick up kids from town, after the bus ride I sit down in the cafeteria until the bell rings.

Friday, November 1, 2013

My Sheep

     My sheep's names are Bill as in a boy but she is a girl, my other sheep is Joan she is a girl too.
The last time I had ridden a sheep, it was last summer and I don't think I will do it again. It was a good, and a bad experience, the good part about it was that they did not bite like they usually do. The bad part about it was my cousin Brock fell of. When I was leading them around my little cousin was on Bill the tamest one we have, Joan the one who bunts, bucks, kicks, and bites we didn't decide to lead her. So here my cousin and I are leading this sheep around the cattle yard with my cousin on the top of it. When I thought she was leading good I gave Brock the string to control her. That second she found out that she was free she bolted of with Brock still on her back. She took him into the bottom of the barn and sat down in the corner. I was laughing until she bolted out of the barn and out into the pasture. I went out into the pasture and grabbed her halter. So far my sheep are coming up on the porch and putting poop everywhere. It's been the same lately so that's all I have for you.

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Why Hunt?

     Why should you hunt? Hunting can save your life by giving you something to eat. As I see it, hunting changes the way a person feels because you can go outside and get away from town and other noisy things in our intolerable world. The best part about group hunting is that you get to hang out with your friends and poke fun at them. The main thing about hunting is that you can still have fun, but carefully. I'm infatuated by hunting due to my family. They help me by giving me steps to become an astute and prudent hunter.
     In Dec. of 2012, I shot my very first buck. Sure I was inconsolable, but then I thought of how many ears of corn it had taken out of our fields. Deer hunting can be used for seeing who can get the biggest buck or for meat. I shoot deer for the meat because you don't need the antlers for a living, you need the meat.
     You should hunt for these simple reasons:

Don't hunt= No food
No food= Starving
Starving= Skinny
Skinny= Weak
Weak= Not able to move
Not able to move= Coma
Coma= Hospital bills
Hospital bills= Loan from bank
Loan from bank= Not able to pay your loan
Not able to pay your loan= Sued
Sued= Slow and traumatic death

This might seem like an exaggeration, but hunting is fun and an enjoyable experience!

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Brett Keisel


     Brett Keisel is a football player for the Pittsburgh Steelers.Brett is 285 pounds and he is six feet five inches. He was born Sep 19,1978 in Provo, UT(Age: 35). He was drafted in 2002: 7th round from Brigham Young the college. He is still playing football, he has been playing for 12 years. He also played football in college, he plays DE"defence of end if you didn't know what that meant." He is an outstanding player, he has 66 tackles, 39 of them solo, 9 QB sacks, and 19 stops behind the line.
     When he plays you can see his fondness. Brett majorly had a keenness for kids who had disabilities, he would host fundraisers with his beard and give the money he earned to research centers to find cures for kids. He takes kids out of the children's hospital to go and do fun stuff like fishing. Personally I think he is one of the better players because of what he does.

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Broccoli

     Once upon a time there was a kid named John Deneb and he lives in the town Hills. Every day he got yelled at for wasting his broccoli. "But Mom" he cried as he ate the broccoli. It looks like a thorn bush. Its green and all things that are green are brutish he thought to himself. The night after that he had a brilliant idea to give his dog the broccoli he thought. So that night he went to the dinner table smiley as could be. He said" Mom may I let the dog in" ever so cleverly asked. So he snuck out and called his dog in from the yard. He took her interior of his house and fed his dog the food. "Hm that was sterling he said whats for desert" he asked

     "Oreo pudding" she told him. Until the next month he kept feeding his dog the broccoli and finally it came poring out like a volcanic eruption. "Yuck" he yelled in disgust. He was smothered in chewed up dog food, and broccoli. His mom screamed at him until he was done cleaning the kitchen.

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

The Three Little Kittens Who Could Speak

     It was a cold night at the Sly house little do they know they had three brand new baby kittens later named Smoke, Fluff, and Milly.
       
     December 28,1994, there were three kittens born in a box, and it was negative 4 degrees out side that winter night. January 19 of 1994, their Mom wandered off, the next day they found out they could talk but no one could understand them. When they finally fell asleep Smoke woke up chilled to the bone so he woke up Fluff and Milly and headed into the night. Once they figured out where they were going they were half of a mile away to the North. So they started off in the direction they thought was North and in hour and a half they were only two hills away. GRRRRR, they stopped and looked to their left and saw two red eyes, one black nose, many teeth, and heard a low voice talking to them.
     "Please don't eat us Mr. Wolf Sir"they all meowed piercingly.
     "Why would I do that you guys it wouldn't even be enough for a fox"he howled fiercely.
     "Why are you guys out here all by your selves?" He asked.
     "W-Well our Mom left us in a box when we were just 3 weeks old." They sobbed.
     "Where are you kids heading?" He questioned them.
     "To a barn just north of here," They meowed.
     "Okay. Come with me," He said.
So he took them to the barn and said"good-by"
     "Good-by" they meowed back. The next morning they woke up surrounded by Beefy, a cow who was very fat. Porky, a pig who had lots of pork. Bucky, a chicken who liked to buck allot. Last Billy the sheep, who had lots of wool.     
     Spit, spit, spit Smoke went when he seen the farm animals. "Who are you" he asked liked he owned the barn.
     "We live here the real, question is who are you"Billy bellowed.
     "We, the kittens, are looking for someplace warm" Milly spoke back with a soft voice.
     "Well, if you're looking for someplace warm go up to the hay bails" Beefy mooed.
So Fluff Smoke and Milly went up to the bails and stayed warm with a pleasent family for the rest of their life.

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

The Three Little Bears

Newspaper

The Three Bears


                                 Once upon a time there was a little girl called Goldilocks.

     One day there was a girl named Goldilocks, she was just skipping through the woods searching for roses. Then she saw it, it was a house sitting in the dead center of the woods. She went up to it and it was a small house with two stories tall. She turned the door nob and it was unlocked. "What luck" she said aloud. So she walked in as if it was her own house. When she walked in there was a table with three bowls filled with soup. So she picked up the first witch was the biggest bowl. "Owe that ones scolding" she screamed. After her mouth cooled downed she grabbed the next bowl witch was the medium sized bowl. So she took a sip of that one and thought it was to hot. Again she went to the next bowl and took a sip, but this time she thought it was just right.
     Then she noticed three chairs, like she always does she walks over and sat in the biggest chair. To big she thought to her self, so she went to the next chair. Her feet could just about touch the ground, but then she saw it the littlest chair there was. She went over to it a sat down, Crack!!! The chair went, by the time she noticed what was happening she was on her but.
     When she got up she went up the stairs and found three beds. Again she started with the biggest bed, to hard she thought. She went to the upcoming bed to soft she thought. Like always she went to the littlest bed last just right she thought. The next thing she knows she is asleep in the bed. When she woke up she was confined by three little bears looking strangely and angrily at her.
 The End

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

How I Want To Be Remembered

Beginning Of The Year
     Well, I want to be remembered as a hardworking, loyal, and trustworthy student that gets no blue slips. The reason why I want to be remembered that way is to set good examples for younger kids.



End Of The Year
     At the end of the year I think I was remembered as a hardworking, loyal, and trustworthy student, who still has no blue slips. Some things have changed though, at the beginning of the year I was not going to ever get in trouble, but it happens. I am improving on my typing, math, science, and all of the other subjects. At the beginning of the year I was thinking 6th grade was going to be a huge change. The only thing that changed was a little bit more homework and less recess. I did not reach my personal goal of getting 151 points, I was only 10 points off. The reason I wanted to get 151 reading counts points was because my favorite football player James Farrior was number 51, and I needed at least 100 points.  I am extremely nervous for 7th grade, but I'm going to try my best and stay on top of things.

The Must Buy Turtle Traps

If you're looking for a good way to catch turtles, but not harm them in anyway you MUST buy a box turtle trap. The thing about them are easy access, uncomplicated to bait box, and effortless to set. When you buy this trap these are the steps to set it. First you take the box that you put the bait in then you ether catch your own bait or buy some in an accessible Walmart or any Hunting store. The next step to set your trap is to put the box back in. Then throw the trap far enough out that the turtles can swim around it, but not to far out that the turtles won't be able to stick their nose up and breath.
And that's why you need to buy this product.

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

My Hobbies

     Well it's extremely hard to choose between all my hobbies because I have a liking for many things. My first thing would be hanging out with my family because we always do fun things. The second thing would be a tie between hunting, fishing, and trapping because it's something I enjoy to do. My third thing is taking care of my sheep because I get to lead, sheer, and feed them. The fourth thing is farming, the reason I attached to farming is because I respect and admire the animals. Last I am a part of 4H, my favored parts about 4H are that we can take animals and projects to the fair.
                
                                                And those are my most-liked hobbies.
                                                                

Thursday, August 22, 2013

My Summer

     My summer? Well my summer went very fast because I was always involved in sports. The first day of summer I had my cousin over to my house. The first thing we did was go down to the crick to swim, and catch fish and crayfish. The next couple of weeks of my summer went by super fast. The next thing I did was went to the state fair, at the state fair I got to see Iowa's largest bull, pigs, and ram. Then I got to go see the elk, horses, cattle, and the different breeds of cattle. Finely it was lunch time and I got a tub of cheese balls. After we got done eating we went on a couple rides, my favorite one was the bumper boats because you got into this round boat that has a motor in it and you get to to drive around and bump people. A week later my younger cousins and I went to the water park and had some fun.
                                                 And now you know what I did this summer.

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Carter's First Blog

     Hi, my name is Carter. I am in 6th grade , the things I like to do are go fishing with my Grandpa and Dad. My neighbors are very kind. They just built a pond last year, then stocked it with bass, bluegill catfish, and grass carp. One of the other things I like to do is hunt. I like to hunt deer, turkey, coyote, and raccoon. The next hobby of mine is trapping; I set set traps hoping to catch anything.One of my favorite hobbies are farming, I like to farm because I get to sheer my sheep, drive tractors, lead my sheep, and feed cattle. My favorite author is Gary Paulson. I'm really excited to start blogging because it sounds awesome.