If you give my dog Patty a treat, she will assail anything that comes near her (in that case it's my cats). If she attacks a cat, she will get scolded. If she gets scolded, she will venture off. If she dawdles off, I get yelled at to find her. When I find her, she is wicked. If she is wicked, she digs up holes. If she digs up holes, I have to fill them in. If I have to fill them in, I yell at her. If I yell at her, my Grandpa will feel anguish for her, almost like she is practically at her death bed. If he feels deprives for her, he gives her a treat. If he gives her a treat, she assassinates cats for it. Then it starts all over again.
Total loss of cats: 5
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